Masterful Trailer, Unpleasant Movie.
This is really difficult review for me to write because I had been looking forward to this movie since seeing the trailer a couple months ago. I SO desperately wanted to love this film and I was convinced this was going to be another masterful acting turn on Sandler's part, the likes of which I have been looking forward since "Punch Drunk Love".
And yet, I almost walked out halfway through (something I have never done in my 40+ years of going to the movies). To boot, based on the audience reaction (loud boos mixed with some lukewarm clapping), it is clear I am not the only who found it a difficult cinematic experience.
Adam Sandler's performance is a tight-rope act, though: he plays a wheeling-and-dealing, morally defunct, high-on-thrills sleazeball with the desperate energy of an Al Pacino on crack, basically. In a vacuum, it would a commendable tour-de-force, even though his interpretation might not be to everyone's taste.
Quite unfortunately, the syncopated direction, overly loud soundtrack, disjointed and indulgent storytelling choices ( among other things, the disorienting intro scene does this film a huge disfavor by creating a chasm between the expectations set in the trailer and the actual movie, for instance. It made me question whether I was seeing a reboot of "Blood Diamond" for a few seconds. As for the scene featuring The Weekend...what was its point exactly? To show that Howard is a jealous, irrational prick? That was pretty clear from the get-go, no?) and CONSTANT shouting and cussing prove exhausting; I am not a Goodie-Two-Shoes and can drop a sonorous F bomb with the best of them, yet there is something particularly off-putting to dialogue that relies almost exclusively on the use of profanity as a motor for building up tension (and exhaustion).
This film is, quite simply put, a nightmare for the viewer with blood pressure issues: mine rose steadily throughout to eventually park itself in the vicinity of stroke levels until the very last scene of the film, which came like a punch to the gut - not because I was particularly invested in Howard but because the unexpected left turn made perfect sense in that it brings such complete and immediate relief one realizes it ought to have happened within the first 30 minutes, thus sparing us slogging through this noxious film while trying to create a bond with the mostly unpleasant, shrill and strident, largely unredeemable cast of characters.
All this to say, I am sorely disappointed, seriously headachy and vaguely nauseated, three states of being I actively try to avoid as a general rule. Bummer, through and through.
Edited to add:
It's one week since I've seen the film and my distaste for it has only mounted. In the 7 days since, I have come back to these reviews and read as many as possible in an effort to *see* Uncut Gems from the viewpoints of those who rave about it; while I can sort of understand where they are coming from, I simply cannot rally.
One positive review explains that "you are not supposed to like the characters". Okay, fine, I get that. I also understand that there actually IS a side of life that is closely related to what the movie depicts. Yet, movies only work when you can connect with some/an/any aspect of it. As far as I am concerned, there is nothing to connect with here: not the people, not the dialogue, not the struggles they are going through, not the mania, the screaming or the extolling of our basest instincts. Nothing at all about this movie, its characters and its story makes me want to say, "Yeah, I totally GET that". Which is, in my opinion, this movie's biggest failing.