I normally love a good alien thriller/horror (signs, dark skies, the fourth kind) but this was not it. The first 15 minutes had me intrigued. I like the actress, there were creepy sound effects and the initial reveal of the alien was unsettling in a good way. Then, this movie went right off the rails quickly. From there, I will synopsize what happens for you so you don’t have to put yourself through it.
- girl stabs alien in head
- girl pants heavily
- aliens do dance moves
- throat bug takes over then is easily removed
- alien falls off house, then gets stuck in car - girl blows up car with BBQ lighter
- girl goes to town, gets spit on, buys a disguise (for some reason), then goes home
- girl outruns alien with 20 foot appendages
- aliens have more dialogue than girl
- girl dances
The end.
The order of these events is probably incorrect, but I promise you it doesn’t matter.
What a pile pile of poo.