Mike Dragon

This game sucks really bad. Don’t play it.

I fucking hate this game. If I didn’t get it for free I would be so upset to pay money for this piece of shit. Story is intriguing, other than that it’s just a piece of garbage through and through. What a clunky, agonizing experience. I’m level 80 and it’s still the hardest thing imaginable not because it’s actually hard but because it’s cheap as fuck. I want to level to 250 just to see if the game becomes bearable but who would want to waste that much time on this horrendous waste of a game? It’s trying to be something it isn’t and it fails on every level.

Get your diversity-hire girl-boss black chick out of my fantasy game. Sincerely, Anyone with pride in their European heritage

If I could have 5 minutes alone with the writers of this game they would never write a characters dialogue as “I am groot” ever again. I want to torture these people while playing that line over and over and over because that’s what they think of us. This game is for children or retards. No one with an intelligent mind could stand the dialogue for more than 30 seconds.

Bullshit frustrating game. Don’t know where to go? What to do? Nothing will help you. This is a masterclass in bullshit level design and bad controls. The button to find “what to do next” does nothing. Are they mocking you?! Yes. Whoever made this should be shipped out to sea and forgotten about.

Fuck these people. They make you set up an account that takes 5 fucking minutes. What a joke.

I’ve been playing games since Mario 1 on NES and this game is the worst thing to ever be made ever. Developers need to shut the fuck up with the “realism” thing. It’s never fun. People who like this game are masochists and hate themselves. I would love to be a fly on the wall at their creative meetings and just launch an arrow into their necks so these ideas never see the light of day. Alas the game is a pile of steaming shit. You can’t even save the fucking game. They didn’t think to fix that. It’s fun to die over and over for nothing and replay cutscenes over and over and over. Or it’s not and I hate them. One of those.

This. Game. Sucks. I think it just must have been made by women because the whole time I just sat there thinking “who is this for?!” I don’t even want to type about the game it’s so fucking bad. I want to kill myself after playing the Space missions. It’s like your driving underwater through molasses like for the love of all that is Holy stop moving so fucking slow. I hate the people who made this. I played for 8 hours and am 40% through the story. Like wtf is this bullshit?!?!?

Cheap death….Reload animation longer than it should be. Cheap death….Reload animation longer than it should be. Cheap death….Reload animation longer than it should be. Cheap death….Reload animation longer than it should be. Cheap death….Reload animation longer than it should be. This is the whole fucking game. Something is chasing you. Reload animation takes longer than it should. Wind is blowing. Reload animation longer than it should be. Cheap death cheap death. Reload animation longer then it should be. Fuck these people.

There are two kinds of games: one’s that help you go through its missions and ones that utterly make you feel lost if you didn’t grab one thing from that one place over where? Who knows. But there’s no map so you won’t where that place is or what to do ever. The game doesn’t want you to play it, advance or do anything fun. It just wants you to die over and over again while being lost. That’s this game. It’s a shame because the dialogue and premise is genuinely cool. 0/10 game.