Matthew Call

Snow White (2025) – A Soulless Cash Grab That Misses Every Mark (1 Star) Disney’s latest live-action flop is a disaster from start to finish. The plot mangles the classic tale into a preachy, incoherent mess with “updates” that feel forced and hollow. Rachel Zegler’s Snow White has zero warmth or depth—her flat delivery kills any fairy-tale charm. Gal Gadot’s Evil Queen is equally miscast, stumbling through a role that demands menace she can’t muster. The CGI dwarfs are an unsettling eyesore, and the new songs? Dull, lifeless covers that butcher the originals. This isn’t a remake—it’s a cash grab that disrespects its roots. Fans of the 1937 gem will cringe; newcomers will just be confused. Technical glitches and lazy execution seal its fate. Skip this trainwreck and rewatch the classic instead. Disney, enough—stop trashing our childhoods for a quick buck.