I lost 10 IQ points while watching this. It was so cringy, my face will be red for the next year. These guys took self-indulgence and bad acting to new heights. To call this roast unfunny would be a wild over-exaggeration of the level of humor. I may never recover.
I blame myself. The opening Fight Club skit told me everything I needed know, but I pushed through and now must learn to live with regret.
Let this be a cautionary tale for the rest of you. I need a shower.