Bin weevils saved my sex life, looking at those weevils gets me so hard my wife has never been so satisfied. As being a child of the bin weevils era I has taught me that having a hat is everything and people will only be friends with you if you have one. This is why I own a hat shop in town.
However, I have to you warn you that I have started an unsettling habit of mine. I now have the urge to steal to random items from friends nests... I mean houses as my weevil was an evil mastermind and I am afriad that trait has rubbed up against me :(
In a whole bin weevils has really crafted me as the person I am. The sex god hat steeler who is known to steal a thing or two. And I am forever grateful for that.