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Thank goodness I slammed a Red Bull first so I stayed awake but it didn't help me understand What the cuss was going on. We start with a surveyor and never see him again until he's buried? A town is burned, another story of traveling Wagons and one of Native Americans. Basically there's like 5 story lines in 4 locations that never connect and you're left wondering things such as "Where the cuss did this guy come from?" "Wait, what? Where are we?" Etc. We can't stop laughing about the last THREE HOURS and will not be going to see part 2.