Some more pretty, over-indulgent, west-coast retro navel gazing, masquerading as art. To have such great talent in front of camera, with so little inspiration and follow-through behind it, is criminal. Moments of magic, romance and suspense squashed like a delicate p&j sandwich in an overpacked school bag. Trust me - don’t have your giddy lil heart broken by this naked fake-teen grandpa emperor…