Jess Giardina

This is the best movie on the face of the Earth. Every time I encounter someone new I don’t ask them where they work. No. I don’t even ask their name. I ask “have you seen Shrek 2?” It i yes I then continue to ask “did you like it?” If yes we then bond and become friends. If no to the first question the conversation immediately ends. I have no use for a person with no sense of humor and poor taste. This is the best movie of all time. An instant classic. This movie is the Leonardo DiCaprio of movies. Where’s the Emmy?? Where the prestige. We need to get on a time machine and go back to the simpler time of 2004 and seriously reconsider this outstanding film for every award under the sun. It has everything. Body positivity, acceptance of once self, a phenomenons soundtrack and Eddie Murphy.