Maybe, just maybe, one day in my dreams i could go back to 10+ years ago, when chatGPT wasn’t there to write the screenplay:)
Spoiler alert 🚨
So, summary is the screenplay was awful, the direction was child’s play and the acting in most part was horrible!
Nope I am not going to cut any slacks here, i am absolutely done with cash grab movies which insult the viewer’s intelligence.
First the dialogues and conversations were obviously written by ChatGPT, generic, cliche and cringe. The second the movie started I just knew, another movie with zero effort. Paxton character completely unnecessary, don’t label me if you don’t understand what i mean, paxton character is a goofy boy that says cringe stuff, supposed to be funny, but we can’t be harsh on ChatGPT, the poor thing isn’t getting paid! Also the actor (which i like) is not a perfect representation of the character. Something isn’t clicking! Ain’t gonna elaborate on that cz im probably gonna be cancelled.
The story is copy-pasted from Cabin in the woods, characters are inherently unintelligent and do the exact same thing that normal people wouldn’t do in real life, such as walking up a random ladder that leads to the attic. Elise falls down the ladder of 2 meters probably, and she immediately becomes paralysed, not only physically but also she forgets that she can actually dodge the ladder and possibly survive?
All the friends start mourning for Elise, but as soon as they realise that lucas is dead, they all kinda forget about their emotions and just chill. Then madeleine despite whatever she’s been told multiple times, decides that getting out of the car and running on a bridge is safer than sitting with her 4 other friends who can help her.
Next comes paxton, he has seen all this horror, he’s been told to that his fate will come true if he leaves and yet again he does leave cz why not? Walking alone in empty streets is safer than staying with his 3 other friends. And he also has a short memory cz he says “are you saying that our readings are coming true?” Like bruh! Weren’t you just in the room with all your other friends when yall together figured it out it was the cards doing this, and weren’t you in that car on that bridge going to find that woman to help you survive?? Like hello??
He then proceeds to do the most stupid things he can possibly do, trapping himself in the elevator while a demonic creature is following him.
Moving on to paige. First of all because i love Rapunzel i wanted to give Avantika a chance, she’s not white? Fine, she’s not blonde and doesn’t have green eyes? Fine, if she is a good actress and is going to represent Rapunzel well I will watch it but is she a good actress and uses correct facial expressions? Absolutely not! In the first few scenes she actually zones out for a few seconds and it’s freaking funny, you guys should watch that😂
I think she believes that her being pretty will magically erase the need for acting, like magic, maybe that’s why she got the magician card:)
And down to the last two actors, haley actually is the only one that carries the whole movie, she is also a victim to bad screenplay and can’t really do much, but she has good facial expressions and the only one who can keep you attached to the movie.
Grant is also so-so, he’s not horrible but it’s like he’s playing in scary movie (the parody movies not actual scary movies).