Martin Tofts

Without a doubt, this is the worst film I've seen this year. It's like the producer gave the plot to a 15 year old, and they wrote the script with what they thought was funny, gruesome, and interesting. What is the demographic for this film? A boring and clunky plot, juvenile swearing, truly horrific gore scenes. I don't know who this film was created for... By the end I was rubbing my temples with the classic questions: what, why, where, when, how, who to pretty much all of it!

Predictable scares, with a hackneyed plot. A good place to take a girlfriend, but not if you want to be entertained by the film. Its scares are enough to make you jump (without a doubt), but it's not enough to make a great film. Can you cope with having to watch the whole film...!?

This was probably the most boring pointless film I have watched in a while. Why land on the wrong side of the moon for no reason when there's going to be problems? Moon pirates? Why go to Mars? Space monkeys? Blowing up antimatter with a nuclear weapon? (more like destroying Neptune completely!) Killing people and not getting arrested? All of this still makes me feel like I had just spent 18 months solitary in a spaceship. I have no idea what other people were watching, but it wasn't the same As Astra I watched...