Matthew Jehan

"Expanded and Enhanced"? More like "Enclosed and quite poo". Against the god like pull of my moral and financial compass, I bought gta v for the fourth time on the playstation five. With a child like wonderous glimmer in my eyes, I booted up the game, ready to flex on my poorer friends who did not have access to the ps5 yet. This was where I was faced with a grim realisation. This was where childhood ended. Gta V for the ps5 is non compatible with Ps4 or xbox or PC... Not even a knife held to my neck in a dimly lit allyway by a desperate youth looking for their next fix could have ever made me feel so robbed. I shelled out top dollar for the newest console, the best graphics and the highest refresh rate. But no, along comes daddy Rockstar to PUNISH me for pouring funds into it's still grovelling mouth at the barely lactating teet of the console industry. You shame yourselves Rockstar *