Carlton Breezy

Pretty awful. I would have left halfway through if I saw it in the cinema.

Excruciating, dreary and very, very dull. Bruce is as witless on the TV as he was on the radio. Another BBC fossil stealing a living.

Oriental man says 'wow' a lot. Wrinkleman is awful as usual.

Racist Rachel Riley should not be allowed on TV. C4, you have double standards.

One series wonder. Instantly forgettable bilge.

If you find him funny you need to have a good look at yourself.

You have to be kidding me. A half soaked Tommy Walsh wobbling about like Joe Biden in a tool belt, another guy who said too much paint on a paint brush will ruin it while painting water based paint over varnished wood and a woman who does some dusting. Glad to see my TV licence being put to good use.

Richard Arnold. Is there a more pointless human than Richard Arnold. His only worth as a human is to supply others with body parts, need a kidney? We'll just rip it out of Arnold, Need blood? Take it all from Arnold. Etc, etc.