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I lost a whole meticulously planned, more than this movie managed to muster, review for this that I wrote, but in summary: - It's insanely inaccurate, so much so that I wouldn't be surprised that people would use this as an example for prime trolling - The storyline is so wobbly that the only person I know that likes this slept through most of it - It actually seems that they gave up on the whole thing? It's as if they began it, but disliked it so much that they didn't even try continuing properly?? They invested their whole budget on this so they had to turn in at least SOME of the work. The solution was to cover it up in a few unnecessary fighting scenes? I'm just genuinely sorry for people who did enjoy the film and that I have offended them, the people who didn't read the books but wanted a go at the movie, the people who wanted to watch it but don't want to because of the extensive reviews and the true fans that wanted a beautiful masterpiece perfectly interpreting the cunning of Artemis Fowl. I guess not everyone can be happy with what they get...