ollie jochim

i'm not sure if this is suppose a comedy or a drama, either way it was awesome to have a play by play of severe sarcasm layered over the top of this cringe-worthy movie franchise. to summarise bella makes a good vampire coz she SUCKS, and i'm happy she's dead. i was disappointed there was not more dog on dog action.

Get a load of these guys. for you who's lives have been torn apart by this film, I on the other hand had a lovely 1hr 44 minute nap (deep sleep). This is the best thing since binural beats, highly recommend for insomniacs and vampires, do find my twilight 2 review. highly recommend. Thank you .

assfall was probably the epitome of action/drama/ emotion, the creme del le creme of movie making. it was utterly hilarious yet also tear jerking it literally brought me into the fetal position on the cinema floor, surrounded by a puddle of my own tears and popcorn. i spilt a lot of popcorn thats how intense it was. Watch this movie or else.... side note i would apologize to the theatre for having to clean up my tear soaked popcorn, however i did notice the tears added an extra element of salty flavour, would defo recommend.