james man

Why? For the love of god why? Why did you have to force a childhood hero thats now an octogenarian into a film that's worse than the 4th movie? There's poor Indiana getting punched 24*7, there's Antonio.. couple of dialogues and shot. There's that kid, why is he forced into it? Why are Moroccan Ganster forced into it, why is Archimedes? Why are chase scenes so boring, unreal and forced? WHY IS THERE SO MUCH virtue signaling? Why is verything just a plot convenience, why does the villain lug an injured guy around? Why make this movie in the first place if all you do is the same old run and chase story with zero imagination, originality... and lackluster screenplay? Jeez, that de-ageing effect looks like a Battlefield 4 game cutscene. Please stop ✋️ I beg you!

Exquisite scenary, period costumes, bright colors and good acting flawed by the lack of an interesting plot. The trailer makes it look as though it's a gritty sarcastic take on the classic novel but it's NOT! To be fair, the novel and the story in itself is boring and brings nothing to the table. The consequences faced by the characters is literally non-existent, they do something and they are forgiven just like that. Love is portrayed as a button, one moment characters have feelings for someone, the other moment they are happy at their wedding with someone else. At 2 f'in hours it was an unbearable drag!

Jones and Redmayne bring their A-game when it comes to acting but the story at its core is lukewarm. It's the movie you come across when swiping left or right and then just watch it out of pure boredom. At the end you're left with a "meh" feeling and go on about your business never to recall it again.

Wasted my money and left a bad taste in my mouth for the rest of the Potterverse.

When you consume detergent first thing in the morning instead of coffee, this is what you get!

Even good scenery, decent musical score and a Hawaiian can't save this abomination. After recycling one of those plots from the countless action flicks made in 80's and 90's with some characterization this time minus any and all logic, you land on this catastrophe. Good people just happen to be snipers, archers, tree climbers, and knife fighters in this movie for I don't know what reason? The cops and goons are the dumbest in this movie rivaling Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons while the action sequences win the Taken 3 award. And to top it all off, our once beloved Khal's brilliant idea to defeat a baddie is to step upon a bear trap and jump over the ledge.

Paced horrendously with crass humor, it's appalling to watch.