Maxwell Maslowski

This was the worst book I have ever read in my entire life. I used to enjoy reading when I was a little kid. I have fallen in love with reading ever since I was little. This all ended when I had to pick a book to read for an English assignment and my teacher told me that this book was funny and lighthearted and that I would enjoy it. I did not. After the first chapter I could tell I did not enjoy it but I powered through because of my assignment. Ever since reading this horrific piece of literature I have vowed to never read a single word again. Even when driving, I will not read. Also, as a result of torturing myself with this terrible book I have burned down my entire house to get rid of all the books and words that my house contains. I feel like I am going crazy. I am hearing angry voices. They grow louder and angrier every time I lay eyes on a book of any kind. This book was a horrific experience and frankly it should be banned across the entire universe to spare the life and well being of any future readers. I would rather die than read this piece of garbage or any of its sequels.