Dumpster Racoon

morgongis (2022) is the sussiest most epic movie every made. it stars jareg lego as dr “michelle” mogobios and every moment is so gamer and sussy. such a work of art. i love mr morb and his slogan “its morbin time”. so morbtastic and sussy. i love when mogonafus teams up with rock the dwayne johnson to find the sussy imposter. morbillion/10

The first death scene set this movie up to be good. By the end, I was laughing. It starts out strong, but by the end it just feels unfinished. The acting is horrible, the plot makes no sense. Also, the music and pacing choices were almost comical, choosing to play their most intense sound effects during fairly normal scenes. Overall, it’s a confusing, laughable mess. The most good I can say about it is that it had a few good scares, and a few compelling scenes. It’s even more disappointing, seeing as all of the trailers I saw set it up as on par with the Conjuring films. It was really just disappointing.

Beautiful. Wonderful animation and even better story.