Xanti Chrzaszcz

THIS IS A GARBAGE CASHGRAB MOVIE THAT ALL MALE LIONS ARE SKINNY AND SHORT HAIR AND LAZY SLOBS AND FEMALE LIONS ARE HARDWORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SHOWS THAT DISNEY DOESN'T GIVE 1 EFFORT TO MALE CHARACTERS AND INSTEAD MAKE THEM LAZY SLOBS AND ONLY CARES ABOUT FEMALE CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS DIALOGUE IS SOULLESS LIKE IT WAS AI GENERATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWFUL ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SONGS ARE BRAINROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORST ONE IS THE BYE-BYE SONG IN THIS CASHGRAB IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CHARACTERS ARE STUPID OR UNLIKEABLE OR SOULLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MOVIE IS SO BAD THAT THE DIRECTOR DID NOT ENJOY MAKING THIS ABOMINATION AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STORY AND WRITING FEELS AI GENERATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T WATCH THIS AWFUL CASHGRAB SLOP OF A MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS MOVIE IS DOG CRAP KIDS DUMPER FIRE OF A MOVIE BY EVIL SATANIST IRRESPONSIBILE DEMONIC SATANIC PARENTS CALLED LOANN KAJI AND SHION KAJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DIALOGUE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COLOSSAL BAD ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STORY IS DOG WATER AND THE PLOT IS 100% PREDICTABLE AND SO MANY UNORIGINALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYANS PARENTS WERE TREATING RYAN LIKE A SLAVE TO MAKE THIS DUMPER FIRE FOR PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYAN IS 13 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYAN NEEDS A REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEONN KAJI (AKA RYANS MOM) STOLE SOMETHING BEFORE RYAN WAS EVEN BORN RYANS MOM DID THAT IN 2002!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHARACTERS PERSONALITIES ARE BLAND, DULL, UNORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS DUMPSTER FIRE IS EXPLOITING RYAN FOR CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (RYANS PARENTS: LETS EXPLOIT OUR SON RYAN UNTIL IT'S FUCKING DRY, WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT'S SHIT OR NOT, WATCH THIS MOVIE ALL THE TIME WE WILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT, NO MATTER HOW SHIT IT IS) I WANT TO RATE THIS GARBAGE FIRE A MINUS 100000000000000 STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF RYANS PARENTS TELL YOU TO WATCH THEIR CASH GRAB MOVIE, SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE IT IS A TRAP THEY ARE MAKING YOU THINK THAT RYAN IS ENJOYING THIS BUT ACTUALLY HE IS NOT ENJOYING THIS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEONN KAJI AND SHION KAJI (AKA RYANS PARENTS) ARE THE REAL VILLAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN EVIL RYAN IS SHOCKED ON WHAT SHION AND LEONN KAJI ARE DOING TO RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE RYAN FORM HIS SATANIC IRRESPONSIBILE NARCISSISTIC PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!!??!?!?!????!?!?!!!!! WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!! THIS LOOKS LIKE IF LANKYBOX MADE A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS JUST RUINS MEGAMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE THIS ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MOVIE SHOULD OF BEEN CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH I GAVE THIS -10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE THIS MOVIE IS A BIG FAT DUMPSTER FIRE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE IF IT WAS MADE BY LANKYBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ANIMATION IS CHEAP AS HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS ANIMATED BY COCOMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE THAT MADE THIS MOVIE NEVER WATCHED THE FIRST MEGAMIND MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY JUST COME UP WITH THINGS THAT DOES NOT EVEN FIT MEGAMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORST PART OF THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY CHANGED MINIONS NAME TO CHUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU CHANGE HIS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHANGING MINIONS NAME JUST MAKES THIS MOVIE 100000000000000000000000 TIMES MORE WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE A 1 STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS DESERVES A NEGATIVE 1 GOOGOLPLEX STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DREAMWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS DUMPSTER FIRE OF TRASH IS WORSE THAN ANY BAD DREAMWORKS MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DREAMWORKS YOU MADE BETTER MOVIES THAN THIS GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!