This movie made me morb so hard. The moment I saw Reggie's hot bird bod my eyes popped out of my head. A 1930s work whistle started playing. My friend and I's tongues had rolled out like a red carpet and our hearts were popping out of our chests.
And Jake is wiser than Ghandi and Abe Lincoln combined. In his wise words,
"We're going back in time. To the first Thanksgiving. To get turkeys OFF THE MENU!!!111!!"
His alpha penetrated the screen so much I was sobbing in my friend's arms during that scene. 5/5, would recommend.