jesy JP

*DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME* The first film was fantastic but finished and left the viewer with so many questions and eager for answers. This film is actually a PREQUEL (despite it literally being called ‘The platform 2’ which makes you think it would be a follow on from the first) so it doesn’t actually answer any of the question that the viewer had after watching the first one. This film is just full of potholes and finishes again leaving you with a thousand questions but without the desire to watch the next one… If you want to be massively confused for an hour and forty minutes and constantly be praying that it will suddenly become interesting then sure, go ahead and watch it. The only people i can see ‘enjoying’ this film are people who feel like they’re smart and artsy yOu JuSt DoNt UnDeRsTaNd ThE FiLm iTs A MeTaPhor!!! Big whoop! it’s a metaphor about capitalism and religion - still doesn’t making it interesting though does it? I even saw someone say that they thought it deserved 3.5 stars but they’re giving it 5 stars to ‘even out the average’ as they don’t think it deserves 1.8 stars, what a lunatic. *SOILER WARNING* (incase you’re actually still thinking about watching it) What’s with all the people appearing and disappearing? ghosts? illusions? budget cuts so they had to fire extras? Why didn’t the protagonists get knocked out by the gas? How come eating a piece of paper make her throw up and be pronounced dead? Long review short, don’t bother with this film. Watch the emoji movie, watch paint dry, bang your head against the wall for a couple of hours, any of those will bring more enjoyment than sitting through this film. Cheers, son’s crying.