I'm not a professional movie critic; I'm not going to write some thoughtful, poetic bs on why this movie is bad. It's just bad. I have never written a movie review in my life, but this movie has already stolen 2 hours of my life so it might as well take up 5 more minutes. Hallway through, I was excited and intrigued, eager to have the pieces put together and then the whole thing just went downhill from there. You know I still don't completely understand what was happening and I honestly do not even care. Thanks, I hate it.