2.5/5
was it good? no
was it exactly what it promised to be? yes
would i watch it again? probably not, but i got my $10 worth when i watched it and don’t feel like i was ripped off or wasted my time.
some of the characters only feel like they’re there to pad out the run time to be feature length and some of the dialogue is a little too on the nose for me, and it felt like this movie didn’t know if it wanted to take itself seriously or not.
again, probably wouldn’t watch a second time but i’ve absolutely seen worse.