A Masterclass in How Not to Make a Film
1. Story: A Script That Went Missing
Itโs hard to talk about the story because, quite frankly, it felt like there wasnโt one. The movie begins somewhereโthough itโs never clear exactly whereโand quickly loses any sense of direction. It seemed as if the writers had an idea, got distracted mid-way, and just never returned to finish the job. The plot meandered aimlessly, hopping from scene to scene without logic or purpose. It honestly felt like the budget was spent entirely on casting a lineup of forgotten, flop actressesโleaving nothing for scriptwriting, locations, or even a basic storyline.
2. Acting: Or Rather, the Lack of It
If there was one consistent theme across all performances, it was a collective decision to *avoid* acting. Everyone on screen looked like they had been told, "Please don't emote, it might confuse the audience." Characters delivered dialogues like they were reading instructions off a cereal box. There was no chemistry, no timing, and no effort. It almost seemed like the entire cast was in on some inside jokeโ*letโs see how far we can go without actually acting*.
3. Overcrowded and Underused
The film tried to juggle so many characters that it turned into an unintentional circus. There were so many people on screen at once that it was hard to tell who the story was actually about. Each new character added more confusion, not depth. No one had a clear arc, no role was justified, and every entry felt like a forced cameo. It felt like the director invited every available actor on set and told them to just "stand somewhere and look busy."
A Waste of Time (And Sanity)
In the end, this movie is a lesson in wasted potential. It had nothing going for itโnot story, not performances, not direction. If this was meant to be a comedy, it was accidentally tragic. If it was supposed to be a drama, it turned out to be unintentionally hilarious. The only real emotion it succeeded in evoking was regretโregret for watching it.
Avoid at all costs unless youโre studying film failures.