Russell Crowe Is fat

5 stars, thanks to this book and it’s wonderful author that paid ghost writers right this. This book, saved my life when I found out my wife was trying to kill me for not putting her in my new exorcism movie. But, I told her, “Hey! look this scooter can barely fit me on it.” Thanks to this book I noticed my wife was secretly trying to make me drink water more and was poisoning my alcohol with water in it instead of alcohol. The nerve of her doing this. I currently had enough and left her in Australia. While I was shooting this movie which took 6 weeks. But, they only needed me for 2 days and I spent the rest eating and driving my scooter around.