Harold Singletary

Slow…slower….slowest There are great moments in Iron Reign but it just moves too slow to be exciting. Some actors are outstanding but the actor portraying the head of the Manchado family is not believable as the head of a major crime syndicate. The basic storyline is pretty predictable and trite but the twist in who stole “the mail” was interesting. On a scale of one to ten, I would give it a 5.

Without a doubt one of the five worst movies I have ever seen. The attempt at satire is simply absurdity and ridiculousness. I can see zero entertainment value and no social significance in this jumble of a film. I totally wasted two hours and twenty minutes of life I will NEVER get back. Script is horrendous, acting is juvenile and campy, special effects are very poorly executed and sound is uneven and patchy. I cannot find one thing redeeming to say about this colossal bore of a film.