Ian Stuart

Watch as Selma hayak acts to her maximum potential. She gives it everything. No-one can stop her. Every sentence, every word, such power. Watch Diego as he sleeps around and talks about politics. Smile as our dear friend Leon Trotsky pops in to pay a quick visit. Who is in fact colonel sanders long lost brother, did you know? The film will make you feel the power of their love. You will be forced to accept their struggles. You will enjoy how powerful she is. You will have to just face it that Diego loves her but he has a willy to please and that his political voice will be talking in the background even though no one is listening. Oh and who could forget our dear friend Edward Norton, he will be swing by to deliver his 4 lines of dialogue. Something about him not liking a painting... Maybe?