Titanic Was An Inside Job

My wife left me, taking the kids. I lost my job. I was evicted. One night I walked to the edge of a bridge, ready to jump. Suddenly, someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around. It was shrek. He smiled and said "Life are like onions. It's full of layers" A tear rolled down my cheek. I had never witnessed a more majestic being. He brushed off the tear with his powerful hands. "Don't worry laddie. You'll never be alone. Not in my swamp". From that day onwards, I was a believer.

Now that we're men We can do anything Now that we're men, we are invincible Now that we're men We're going to Shell City Get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs Now that we're men We have facial hair Now that we're men I changed my underwear Now that we're men, we have a manly flair We've got the stuff We're tough enough to save the day We never had a chance, when we were kids No no no But take a look at what the mermaid did Hah hah hah Now that they're men We can't bother them Now that they're men They have become our friends Now that they're men There'll be a happy end They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown! They'll pass the test And finish the quest They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown! Hooray!