Pablo Jernandezz

I've had it with the personal lives being front and centre. Could have been a good show were it not for that and the hack overacting.

Half way through episode two and I still didn't care. The bundle character was about as out of place as it gets. The way she spoke, acted and moved said gen Z from 2025 instead of titled deb from 1925. Now maybe this is just me getting fed up of actors unable to act, but if your show is going to be set in a specific time - especially during the aftermath of the great war - then cast people who don't look as if they're about to whip their phone out and take a selfie. Come on AI get a shimmy on so we don't have to suffer these much longer.

Haaaaaahahahaaaaa. When I was studying for my engineering degree I reach a point where I'd reached the edge of my understanding and the whole thing was baffling. I had the same feeling while watching this..... Only my career wasn't on the line. And acting, oh gosh, the acting is more painful than my arthritis. Go on. You know you want to.

It's difficult to think of anything more god awful than this pile of nonsense. And when I say nonsense, I really do mean non sense. It's like filming a 2hr episode of ready steady cook using animals as the contestants and billing it as "Stephen King's death island". There's adaptation, and then there's I've been on a bender for a month because my partner ran away with the seeing eye dog and now I have to submit a script in 2 days. Holy moly it's bad......and the effing music......and the hack acting.......and the toddleresque attempt at moody camera work.

I'm not sure what it wanted to be: a critique of religion, or a murder mystery. If it meant to be the former, then it's an awkward mix of tropes cobbled together by secular types ignorant of the fath they hâte. If it's the latter, then, to be polite, it's a bit of a slow burner. If the anti religion stuff doesn't stoke the fires of the bias you probably deny you have, you'll have problems getting through this.

Straight up, I only watched it because my partner chose it. Far from finding it "uplifting" I found it swayed between unbelievable and vomit inducing. I get that it's the kind of thing that a certain tranche of society is so desperate to believe is true that they feel personally let down when it turns out that the couple took certain liberties with the actualité. I mean, who would have thought. But jeez Louise, it makes movies starring the Rock look like documentaries. Fair play to the couple for making a killing off of it, but let's not pretend it's anything more than a hallmark movie dressed up to appeal to those who think they're far to intelligent to watch hallmark movies.

Good grief will someone put this format out of its misery. Just because it's funny with your mates in the pub doesn't mean it translates to screen. In the first episode and a half it had dug up every joke "the day today" made in the mid 90s. Then I bailed. Jeez it was poor. It grinds my gears to see UK comedy increasingly looking backward for inspiration.

Corny, silly and a tad obvious. I liked it. If you're going to watch this, probably best not to invest too much intellectual capital.

Charming bad boy gets comeuppance...... Errrr.... That's it. Soundtrack is anachronistic. And let's face it if you are watching a TV show for the music you need to give yourself a shake If you're watching because of the "uncomfortable" scenes, you need to stop fiddling with yourself. Christ this is boring.