Pablo Jernandezz

To be fair I only lasted about a minute and a half. When she gives a fella, 10 inches taller than her and with her back turned to him, a back hander that rocks him on his feet and bloodies his mouth and nose, I was out. A 5 foot angle poise lamp slapping a 6 foot, 180lb lump into submission........ Am I the only one sick of this BS?

Crazy looking, murderous sharks, bad script, 2 dimensional characters. What's not to like.

Would have been good had they not written the women as a couple of Mary Sue's. The sooner this prédilection is put to rest the better.

Looks fantastic, but dear lord is it dull. At first I didn't care about any of the characters, then they became annoying , then I disliked them all and stopped watching.

After 20mins of episode 1 you've seen the only trick the pony can do. I couldn't finish the series because of that, oh, and the irritating narrator with pointless exposition. I had my fill of this formulaic sitcom guff growing up. The young ones was the first of the overhyped, one joke serial we had to endure. And then another and another until the horse was flogged to death. This is the resurrection of the genre, and not for me I'm afraid.

For goodness sake did somebody round up all the good script writers and imprison them on St Helena? The dialogue is tortuous! Who speaks like that, apart from hackneyed, flogged to death, characters trotted out in a different shell? I was able to guess lines before they were said. As for the characters......... Christ on a bike where do you start. Can anyone write a story these days? Just a story and nothing else. I'm sure there was one in there but it got buried under the copy and paste character's lives.

Oh dear. I only watched this because I thought the reviews must be tainted with confirmation bias. But, oh dear. The characters are laughable, the dialogue is written by children and the arcs make no sense. It wasn't even badly made and funny like plan 9. Everything is Uber serious which makes nothing serious. You know when you're in secondary school English class and being taught how a 3 act play works? Well not the makers of this.

The ending. A fellow who, all season, has been a menacing individual killing people with his bare hands suddenly gets overcome by a 5ft2 angle poise lamp!!!!!!!!!! She hits him in the leg with a frying pan and he goes down like Neymar looking for a penalty.

Half an hour in and we have evil fracking, a climate change message, toxic masculinity, stupid men, # strong independent woman with the least funny sharp quips ever who can beat up a Polish man mountain a good 6 inches taller than her, dialogue from the 1960's and northeners who must have been written by someone who's only experience of northerners is last of the summer wine. On the plus side it didn't take long to get a full house on my virtue signal bingo card. Include me out. Heigh ho, back to the Nordic noir.