Dan Brandt

Offensively stupid. The writing was painful, possibly done by a middle school drama class. The amount of times they ask the audience to look past idiotic contrived dramatic sequences that make no sense if you are awake is legendary. I’m pretty sure no one making this movie has ever participated in any kind of a race; maybe never seen an elementary school fun run, based on how they portrayed the Adventure Race. I wanted to like this movie but really just want two hours of my life back.