Ruby Yun

This movie saved my life. I was addicted to basically every drug possible, murdering people for cash, and neglecting my 69 kids to the point that my mother had to kidnap of them so they could be safe. I got caught killing somebody for money, and I got arrested for 69 counts of manslaughter. I got the death sentence. For my last meal, I asked to watch sharktopus vs whalewolf while eating turtle meat with Cheeto dust, and a huge bag of cocaine for me to snort. This movie was just so inspirational, and the night before I was supposed to die, I met the almighty god, Whalewolf, and he told me to change my ways, and my life would be spared. I did, and now I run a successful company that delivers cocaine right to your door via drone. I broke up with my toxic boyfriend, got married to a wonderful man, regained custody of my original 69 kids, and I’m now pregnant with my 169th child. I think I will name my next child Sharktopus. Me and my husband love to watch this when we’re alone without our kids 😉. #whalewolf #sharktopus #whalewolfsexual #sharkussy #itsalifestyle Xoxo, ur mother

100/10 absolute masterpiece no comments florence pugh 😚