Oliver Ansell

Watching Morbius is the equivalent to winning $500,000 in the lottery and spending all the winnings on 125g of Plutonium and dumping it directly into your city's water supply. This film added 50 years to my lifespan and gave me enough brain-cells to visualise what colours smell like and hear how shapes sound. I will use these 50 years gifted to me by the blessed Dr Michael Morbius (or 'Big Morb' for short) to uncover more mysteries like why my city's water supply is poisoned with isotopes of Polonium Thank you Jared Leto