Ethan Adam Rose

Amorbus simply took my breath away (I also have the black lung, so that was probably part of it). I saw it 4,000 times and busted so hard every time Jared Lego said “it’s morbin time” that they had to turn the theater into a sperm bank! I stopped wearing pants to the movie as a precautionary measure and simply wore a cape and vampire fangs lol. I couldn’t believe how amazing the graphics looked! The attention to detail was remarkable, and the care and precision used to depict Dr. Michael Rhombus’ hairy vambussy onscreen brought tears to my eyes. I just couldn’t look away. The choice to have an undead Osama bin Laden as the main antagonist came as a surprise, but I think by the 100th re-watch I got on board with it. Venom’s announcement for a sequel halfway through the movie had people screaming with joy and running up and down the theater aisles. 10/10 best movie ever made.