"This movie is an absolute disaster! I wasted 5 hours of my life on it, and I'm still trying to recover. The script was a mess, the acting was atrocious, and the set design was laughable. The special effects were straight out of a bad video game, and the music was ear-piercingly bad.
The acting? Forget about it. It was like watching a group of amateurs struggling to remember their lines. I've seen high school productions that were better than this.
If you want to ruin your day and possibly your life, then by all means, watch this movie. But don't say I didn't warn you. You'll be questioning your life choices and wondering why you even bothered getting out of bed. It's that bad."