Arun Urueña-Prasad

This game was made for 5 year olds. Let me expain why. The game's story is as deep and interesting as a puddle. Simplisic bad guy was misunderstood and seeks revenge plot. It is very clear to me that Mojang thought that any villan motivations beyond "People were mean to me" and "Im gonna get back at people for being mean" were too complex for the five year olds. The weapons have little to no variation and feel awful to use, because for some reason, you cant move while attacking. The levels are too short and the whole game takes 5 hours to complete. The artefacts are largely useless and also incredibly simplistic. Armor sets are boring and uninspired. This game was made knowing that some idiot child would see it release and immediatley grab their parent's credit card saying "look mom its minecraft!. Its really cool and its only $20!!!" and the parents would buy it. They knew thatt kids wouldnt complain about the awful story, terrible mechanics, and boring enemies, because its a minecraft game. I wouldnt play it even if it was free.