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I thought this was a movie about tomato farming. It was not. I was thoroughly disappointed. The End.

I have never seen a more life changing piece of art. The scene where the turkeys go back time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, that's right, the turkeys go back time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. truly life changing. and when Jack Snyder unexpectedly shows up and drop kicks Adam Sandler's disembodied head into the basketball hoop, my whole theater exploded in applause! No other film has managed to be the perfect sequel to Sharknado in so many ways, be a completely perfect metaphor for our dying socioeconomic ways, and be really a really bad movie. This soulless corporate cash-grab nostalgia bait "movie" thoroughly ruined my day when I had the displeasure of consuming it. Please never watch this movie. Or do. I don't care anymore. This movie has taken away all feeling from my body. Thank you, and goodnight Tri-State Area. -a person that has never seen the movie.