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2/3 minutes in we get shameless exposition from the currently obvious bad guy. DON'T PANIC!!! it's not a guy, it's a colored woman, illegal otherwise obviously. Dunno why but Nick Fury is a different character all together i this. He's chipper, supportive, soft spoken and weak. I guess to make room for all the estrogen. About 5 minutes into the actual movie there's an "earlier that day" sequence, which cuts to flashbacks from the Captain Marvel movie. I can't add to what everyone else has written really. the 5 star reviews are by children and bots obviously. the 1 stars are very accurate. please don't watch this. Here's where you can watch it for free if you must. https://www1.moviecracker.net/watch-movie/watch-captain-marvel-2-full-66673.10073200 But I wouldn't advise it. They'll use this movie as torture in guantanamo bay against Hamas members within 10 years, I guarantee.

Absolutely nothing happens. Just brad pitt goes to a planet or sattelite, thee's a problem, they fix it, repeat till neptune (Pluas 1 completely unexplained baboon) He finds his old man, there's no other life in the universe, he goes home. No anticipation for what's at the end, which suits it because absolutely nothing happens. It seems like it was all mashed together last second with Brad pitt narrating it for pointless exposition, which is rife throughout, and to try and patch together a story that barely made sense post editing. 0/10 Waste of money Performances, and special effects were good Terrible direction and writing.