Hamish Jam

Idiotic story with cardboard characters and actors. A shirtless and possessed Sean Sprawling is the comic relief. Takeaway: Simon Phillips is the new Michael Paré of bargain bin films. The only redeeming things were the initial island scenery/filmography and the dessicated old guy effects.

Good Omens wins the award for Fantastic Mediocrity. Bland fantasy tv tripe. It is likely the skewed high ratings were determined by Pratchett, Gaiman, Sheen, and Tennant fans/shills.

The title should have been Stay Away Stay Awake. This movie proves that anyone can make "horror" films.

Colm O'Murchu found some outback shrooms and decided to make a movie. My favorite lines: "you are now, at the highest plane" and "you have avatar power, now." Laughable if you are baked, otherwise Pass.