Z Larkin

I sat down to play this game after waiting 7 YEARS to play it, what happens? I spill my hot coffee on my lap giving my crotch 3rd degree burns, and splashing liquid all into the top of my PC (THANKS FROMSOFT). So now it's big boy decision time, do I go to the hospital like a normal adult in their mid 80's. Or do I RIDE THE LIGHTNING and play the game I've been waiting for 36 YEARS to release with the skin on my body burning away and my PC screaming like a car in Mad Max: Fury Road? "WITNESS ME BROTHER!" I scream in my kings and queens above 18 living community at 3 a.m. I experienced frame rate drops (thanks to the coffee) and my PC blew up 3 hours in. So not only did I not get to beat the game (yet another unfinished story by George R.R. Martin) along with 3rd degree burns on my Dragon Slayers Spear, but with a small explosion that went off between my legs I now look like the hollow lord from the waist down. Anyway game is pretty cool but I lost everything I hold near and dear to me the day I decided to play that game.