Dear Carl Wheezer,
I am having a(n) Massive time at camp. The counselour is Gargantuan and the food is Purple. I met Cimmy and we became Acute friends. Unfortunately, Cimmy is Monkey and I Robbed my Glutyusmaximes so we couldn`t go Sleeping like everybody else. I need more Bananans and a RU81X CUB3 sharpener, so please Monkley Squatting more when you Swinging back.
Your Jimmy Neutrion,
Sir "The Great" Tentacles