Logan Adler

Weak. A waste of time and a horrible movie through and through. Serious lack of engagement and the entire first half of the film had me utterly bored and confused as to why anything in this universe mattered. The jokes were dull and ill placed. The CGI dog wasn’t even enjoyable, yet was the best part. Horrible story. Horrible fight choreography. Horrible cgi. Wouldn’t ever see again. Wouldn’t recommend. I’d recon you’d have a better time pulling eyelashes from your eyelids and replacing them with needles than watching this dogshit movie. Slightly better than the new Jurassic World. And that’s not saying much.