Thomas Witherspoon

I love rewriting Gutfeld's jokes to make them actually......funny. Its not essy either. Gutfeld has the comedic timing and wit of a bucket of goat anuses only with less personality. People at parties see him and say "Oh shit, here he comes." Gutfeld is to comedy what Boeing is to space exploration. Gutfeld is your distant cousin laughing out loud at his own joke during your mother's funeral visitation.

I hate scripted cussing and any man wearing a tank-top in public past the age of 12.