Sorav Jain

ZeroReview: The title of the movie is the rating it deserves. One of the worst movies I have ever come across. Shahrukh is the new King of illogics. The entire movie is an act of randomness.. Some of the blunders are noteworthy: 1. SRK is a dwarf man who can randomly throw money at anyone he wants and whenever he wants, despite being jobless he has enough money to throw on people. 2. He meets Anushka who is disabled and always on a wheelchair through a marriage broker and falls in love with her because she insults him in front of 5000 kids. She plays a confused role between school teacher and NASA scientist doing some random research on chimpanzee who has no clue why exactly is he in the movie. 3. SRK likes Babita Kumari (urf Katrina) a leading actress in the movie because she is hawt and she happens to visit Merut, SRK goes to see her just a day before his wedding. Babita who is depressed in her life because of her boyfriend smooches SRK randomly because she wants to teach men some life lessons. 4. This makes SRK break his wedding with Anushka and participate in a dance competition because if he wins this competition he would be able to spend time with Katrina. 5. SRK who dances like a rowdy has a faceoff with Ganesh acharya and Remo dsouza in finale where Salman Khan is the judge, inspired by SRK's tapori dance. Salman declares SRK as the winner of the contest. 6. SRK happens to visit this star studded party and he gets introduced as a man who can move the stars. Juhi, Kajol, Rani, Deepika, SriDevi, Alia gets very excited to see this random talent of SRK. And SRK miserably fails at it, Katrina who is really depressed in her life happens to talk to SRK and he impresses her enough and SRK becomes her manager. 7. As a manager SRK gets chance to travel with Babita, sleep next to Babita, take care of Babita till she makes him realize that he is actually in love with Anushka, SRK insults babita's boyfriend so that she insults him back and he could happily leave her and go! This was the time I wanted to run away from the theatre! But wait.. Anushka is in the US, madhavan is proposing to her and she accepts his proposal.. 8. SRK goes to the US to discover Anushka was pregnant because of SRK and they have a daughter.. 9. He goes to meet Anushka in NASA and the security guard of NASA hands over Anushka'a wedding card, this makes SRK meet a random Indian who is standing in the que, upon asking he discovers that this que is for people planning to go to MARS. And if NASA finds them fit, they get selected and get paid too. Of course SRK passes this test and just when he is about to fly to MARS, Anushka discovers her love for him and comes running on wheel chair and enters NASA in her South Indian wedding attire just to say final goodbye to this super star! If you want to test your patience level in 2018 this movie is a must watch! 0/5 for #Zero! #KingOfillogics