Nick Stoner

Most TikTok feeds have more cohesive storylines than Jurassic World: Dominion. If you’re going for “value”, this movie is like a 10-for-1 pack, with numerous plots crammed into one big box. Have you ever wondered what would happen if Tim Cook were evil and led a company that engineered dinosaurs instead of iPhones? Or if someone could develop an English accent despite being raised in isolation by Americans? If so, don’t miss. However, if you want to sleep without a headache and be $20 dollars richer—skip Dominion.