Joe “Hells Battle Moose” Gull

Easily one of the most boring and snoozeworthy films I have seen in a considerably long time....and by snoozeworthy I mean I literally fell asleep through most of this movie and didn't feel like I missed anything. This movie could have easily been 45 minutes shorter and still just as awful. Senseless, awful pacing, acting and script worthy of a bad community theater performance, and just a complete waste of time. Do yourself a favour and pass this one over....unless you happen to be suffering from insomnia....then by all means, watch this. You'll be out like a light.

This movie was absolutely God awful. Just total and complete abject trash from beginning to end. Allow me to save you the couple of hours of your life you're never going to get back: Imagine watching Bram Stokers Dracula but the characters names are different and the screenplay was re-written so that nothing actually makes sense. There. Just saved you wasting a couple of hours of your life. If I could give this movie less than 1 star I would. If I never see any actor that was in this steaming, smelly, vomitous pile of camel dung ever again on screen I would consider that to be a beginning to the repayment Hollywood owes me for subjecting me this dim witted regurgitation of a classic.