Gale McCabe

Brought me back fromt the brink of death. I wallowed in self pity, struggling to find myself or ant mean in this meager thing philophiphors call "life"... I was alone, broken, tormented by society and myself. I lived to feel pain- the only sensation breaking through my ice cold heart, wrenching with agony with every beat. Then House Shark (TM) brought me back to life. Restored the joy in my soul. I ascended. I feel complete. The world has colour and everything is bright with new prospects. For the first ime in 30 melania I have felt pure happiness and wonder. I laughed, cried, I mourned, I overcame. Like the second coming of Christ I have been restored by holy light. HOUSE SHARK. This is my doctrine and my manifesto. 10/10 cured my depression AIDS, brought my ex wife back, and restored world peace.