Swiftie For Life

i was watching this show yesterday and did not enjoy it at all. i texted my friend who wanted to watch it to tell her not to bother. this morning i was walking outside my apartment building to get an everything bagel and i was attacked by the cast of this show. they tied rope around my arms and feet and put duck tape on my mouth and a bag over my head then stuffed me into a van. i was trying to scream and get help but it was useless. suddenly the van stopped and they got out and dragged me into an old abandoned wear house where they forced me to finish the show then text my friend that i changed my mind and she should watch it. i am currently writing this from the police station, i am filing a report and i will press charges. i am very shaken up over this and do not wish to be contacted by anyone about this. please respect my privacy. thank you for your time.