Zarviroff Serge

Фильм идет 2 часа. Эти 2 часа вам никто не вернет. Долго (около 10 секунд, но после этого фильма вы начнете по-новому ценить свое время) не мог решить сколько звёзд поставить: 1 или 2. В итоге решил: всё-таки 1. 1 звезда - за Акиньшину. Надо ведь быть реалистами. Если 2 - то за что вторую?

I forgot the title of this film a week after watching it. Underwater! That's it!

Didn't make it through the first third of the film. Adam Sandler's character walks around some shops. Everyone's talking at the same time all the time. Horrible never stopping score playing louder than an average YouTuber's intro music. Won't be seeing it through.

This is hands down the best space epic ever shot. One of the best dramas ever shot. One of the best films ever shot. The film' constituents come together perfectly coherent and conjure an immersive experience like you've never witnessed before.

Weird choice of music that constantly broke the immersion. Felt like a random radio was playing along that I couldn't get to to turn it tf off. Other than that - mediocre at best.

Generic, silly and forgettable slap together exploiting the high praise of the first film.

3.5 hours of pure vomit

I didn't expect much of this after I looked at the ratings. But then it's been directed by Emmerich, so I thought that may be it's actually not that bad. After all the dude shot The Day After Tomorrow. Boy... This is an absolute train wreck of a film. The visuals are the only thing that is at best mildly acceptable. The rest is simply abominable. The progression of the story, however generic it is, is just plain idiotic, because characters make unreasonable decisions right and left, right from the start. Dialogs are cheesy. Scenes are cringey. Acting is short of actors not looking straight into cameras atrocious. Riddled with childish humor. And it all kinda fits together very well when you think about it, doesn't it? These all are the hallmarks of a modern "sci-fi" movie. But this is the world we live in now. Disney has dropped the bar of the quality of contemporary film so deep that nobody has to actually try to make anything good no more.

Utterly generic gum. 95% CGI, 5% story. For kids only.

Not scary, not funny, not thrilling, not anything.