Faizal Iqbal – Google

Microconsoles are and have always been STUPID. Why would I want to play mobile games on my big screen TV? Mobile games are popular because they're quick and because they're already on your phone. Nobody buys an iPhone to play Crossy Road. People download Crossy Road because it's on their iPhone. NOBODY is going to want to play these games on a big screen TV and have them be the main point of their focus. People would rather play it on their tiny phone so they don't have to focus on it all the time, and therefore they can focus on other things with their peripheral vision and what not. Nobody is going to sit there playing mobile games on their big screen TV. OoH, BuT ouyA AnD gAmestICk HavE IndiE gaMes! Well, that's too bad, because most indie games on these things REEK! Or, are available in SO MANY OTHER PLACES! And if you're a fan of indie games, you obviously already have a place to play indie games on! Why would you use an Ouya or Gamestick to play indie games? It's obviously the inferior way to play it compared to the many other ways, especially where you play already play them on, because if you like indie or mobile games you have a place to play them! So, the game library on these things REEK, the controllers are usually subpar, and they appeal to a basically non-existent market! And I think I have scoliosis, but I'm too self conscious to ask my doctor about it, because every time I go to the doctor he says "Wow, Scott! You look really healthy! See you in a few months!" and I'm like "Thanks doc!" But then I go home and am like, "THIS SMELLS LIKE SCOLIOSIS!!!