Matt Parkinson

BEST BOOK I HAVE EVER READ. Some may say "The Great Gatsby" is the best book, some may say "1984". I say nay, the best book, nay the best piece of literature ever published is one: Little Rabbit Foo Foo. As soon as I grasped the solid hard cover book my life was instantly changed, I felt a new sense of life, a new purpose. Once upon a time, I had cancer, I was dying, the doctor came in with a book, a special book, the book of little Rabbit Foo Foo. I immediately shot up out of my hospital bed after having not walked in weeks. They took an MRI and found my cancer was no more. The day I read this book was the best day of my life, I knew nothing could come close to the feeling I felt while reading this book, so I decided to abandon my wife and children as I knew they would never live up to my now very high expectations. I went to a Las Vegas chapel and got married to the very same Little Rabbit Foo Foo book which saved me that fateful day. A few months after I married my book in August 2001, I was set on a flight to sunny Los Angeles, unfortunately, there were some technical difficulties on the plane which are now referred to as "terrorists". My plane began to head to the sprawling twin towers in the centre of NYC. I was terrified, so terrified I began reading Little Rabbit Foo Foo. As soon as the plane collided with the building, my book acted as an air bag, taking the brunt of the impact, I then open the pages of the book so wide that they expanded and took action as a parachute safely guiding me to the ground below. Thank you, Little Rabbit Foo Foo, and thank you, Michael Rosen, you are truly a god among men.